I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy and having a good time and I was just sitting on the couch quietly so I googled ‘adderall’ on my phone and learned that it’s used to treat ADHD.
I have ADHD.
I paid 20 dollars to calm down.
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
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I feel like shit please talk to me.
7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes
a slight calculative error was madeanus georg
are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes
why does this happen
I just bought a case for my kindle and six shirts without getting up from the couch
I love dinosaurs
Look at this tiny dinosaur
And look at this huge dinosaur chasing someone who pissed it off
And then there are dinosaurs with huge wings
Some dinosaurs like to dance, let’s watch them
Dinosaurs are awesome and still around they’re just called birds nowadays
I’ll tell you whats wrong with society. No one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.
'It's all in your head'
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit